We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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