I hate all girls vehemently.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom