You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.