i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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