Dual....:-)
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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