Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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