I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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