Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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