with your own penis?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
