i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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