Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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