I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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