Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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