You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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