One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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