so that wasnt chicken after all
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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