escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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