Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
