And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
