what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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