Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
