the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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