respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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