Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
