Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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