I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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