I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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