Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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