how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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