Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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