The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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