hotel room ftw
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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