he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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