Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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