And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
