I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I think people are normalizing furries
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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