just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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