I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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