it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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