i jhust puked up my retainher.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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