it was like eating out sand paper
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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