I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
whose parrot is this?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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