Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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