I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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