Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.