I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me