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  If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.

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• (212): View more from New York

  it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.

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• (718): View more from New York

  We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.

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  You're a hero.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.

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• (385): View more from Utah

  I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.

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