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• (917): View more from New York City

  I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Whore.

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I was being facetious

  (540): View more from Virginia

  Don't try to hide behind big words.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?

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  yea

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  turns out that you did...and i just found it.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic

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• (916): View more from California

  I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  She's the barista slut.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.

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• (631): View more from New York

  In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.

  (913): View more from Kansas

  Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich

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