yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night