if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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