Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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