I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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