is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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