I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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