we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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