shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize
