Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize