Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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