Need sex. Gaining weight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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