i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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