i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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